Zach Randolph is going to grieve the way Zach Randolph wants to grieve.
How do you mourn the lost of a loved one? You don't sit shivah at a strip club? Well that's your thing. That's not Zach Randolph's thing.
Maybe you always pay your tab after leaving the titty bar. But not Zach Randolph. Zach Randolph knows that the club owner will just hold the tab over for the next time he visits. Zach Randolph doesn't need to be bothered with paying his tabs when he's in mourning.
Zach Randolph also throws some great sex show parties.
If you're a mouthy bitch who doesn't enjoy Zach Randolph's sex party, then you never should have shown up to Zach Randolph's sex party in the first place.
When Zach Randolph is putting it in your ass, then you better just relax and take it in your ass.
Nate McMillan understands Zach Randolph's needs.
"He felt he needed to go," said McMillan. "It's a death in the family ... you get a feel for what you need to do."
What you need to do. Fuckin' A, Nate. Fuckin' A.
Zach Randolph. Livin' the dream.